I think it’s pretty clear I’m phoning this one in.

In Illinois, you can’t name two corporations the same thing. You can, however, name two restaurants the same thing, as my lovely friends and I discovered when I arrived for dinner at Tank Restaurant at Argyle and Broadway and they arrived at Tank Restaurant at Lincoln and Sunnyside.

D’oh.

Updated to add: With the help of my lady friends, I came to a conclusion about the Voltaggio brothers of Top Chef fame. They are both cylons, with their lack of emotion and their monotone voices and their all American good looks, but Michael Voltaggio has the Urban Upgrade Package.  Think about it. Right?

November 6, 2009. Tags: . Uncategorized.

2 Comments

  1. my favorite and my best replied:

    i fucking HATE the voltaggio brothers!!! aaaggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. aquirkydelight replied:

    I don’t have strong feelings toward the elder cylon, but Michael Voltaggio reminds me distinctly of the looney tunes in the 1990s, when they were rebranded to be “urban” and “hip”. http://tinyurl.com/yavvcal

    I’m not a fan of Robin, and I’m sure she’s annoying to work with, but it made me crazy during restaurant wars when he got in her face and told her to “RELAX, RELAX. Relax. RE-lax.” A-plus number one douchebag move.

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